October 2010
bored to death
George: mm I love martini's, they heal all wounds. After about 1,000 of them I'm still amazed.
Jonathan: Your poor liver's had to work so hard.
George: I know, I know, I'm very proud of her.
Jonathan: Your liver's female?
George: All of my internal organs are women.
Adam left a note on my car in the parking lot that said
“Dear Christine,
Throw out that fucking slurpee cup.
With love,
Adam Filipchuk”
hahaha made my night
September 2010
i am sitting in Dewey’s on campus with Ryan and Meghan and right behind me sits my ex-boyfriend on a date with a pretty girl. it sounds like it’s going well, i am almost jealous.
and i realize he will probably read this
:P
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i’m sitting in art history with Shannon right now and there’s this older man in our class that sounds like Puss in Boots from Shrek. we like to call him Puss in Boots
Never Sleep
To stand out, you need two heads. One is the head you fill with all the fundamental skills you learned in school. Exacto cutting, font spotting, use of the word “juxtaposition”, etc. This is the head everyone can fill if they take the standard creative professional path. But to really kick-ass and stand out at the party, you need to develop a second head which you should fill with...
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stupid but,
i love looking in the mirror and seeing my hair color as it’s supposed to be. i love knowing this is the hair color that my chromosomes have written on them.
i don’t like the word handsome.
i don’t like the word feminine either
one night last week Boots got sprayed in the face by a skunk. every time he goes near Baby she hisses at him because he is still kind of stinky.
he is the cutest thing ever and even if he is stinky i still love him so!
"My only regret from this weekend is that I didn't...
sounds like the best weekend of your life
been working for the church while your life falls apart singing hallelujah with the fear in your heart every spark of friendship and love will die without a home hear the soldier groan, “We’ll go at it alone”
just got back from the best 24 hour roadtrip...
i love getting messages from Davis
this is not a metaphor
we spent an evening admiring people from afar who we think are really cool and in the meantime also feeling really lame,
when it’s forever that we’ll be the ones in the basement jamming along to the famous ones upstairs
“I want an animal without arms or legs!!”
– Olivia
i can only describe this week as being one thing:...
“Can’t a guy just buy some bagels for his friends so they’ll owe him...”
– Dwight
Resolute Bay
we sold a house recently. as a result, i had to take a break from my 6 hour break to trek to the north side and sign some documents. on my way back to the university i hopped onto the empty train and shortly after, a guy with a hat and sunglasses hopped on as well.
we had so much conversation. he informed me he is from Resolute Bay and that he’s never left.
he bought his first iPod...
eagle on a pole
/conor oberst
all before noon
went to class, went to the gym, went home, made grilled cheese cut diagonally in half, made salad
the other day i received an e-mail that said Anonymous had commented on an old blog post of mine from an old blog of mine.
They said, “helpful post”
“i wouldn’t mind being married to you. would you mind being married to me?”
– Big
try again
/aaliyah
things nathan is doing right now (all at once)
supercommon:
iphone macbook empire total war on desktop computer playing guitar eating studying walking around
is it still considered “multitasking” if you don’t spend more than 1 minute at each at a time?
bazinga
you forgot “drinking beer” and “making sarcastic comments”
is this semester over yet
