“There are several ways to kill a zombie. But the most satisfying one? Is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick.” —Dwight (The Office)
tonight feels like a Big Lebowski night
“Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.” —Antoine de Saint-Exupery
“That’s one of the benefits to having memory like a goldfish. Everything becomes amazing again the next day.” —Matt Satch
- Prospective client: $400 for a logo?! Why are you so expensive? My nephew has Photoshop—I can just get him to do it.
- Me: Does your nephew have Microsoft Word?
- Prospective client: Yes.
- Me: Then have him write you a novel while he’s at it.